The one you wish existed
A talk you keep waiting for at every other event and nobody gives. Tell us what it is.

Or one you've been wanting to give and never have. Send us the thing you cannot stop thinking about: the talk, workshop, demo, performance, or half-invented format you want to make real. You can pitch yourself, or tell us what you wish someone would bring into the room.
Priority review by July 31, 2026 · rolling after
A talk you keep waiting for at every other event and nobody gives. Tell us what it is.
The thing you've learned, built, broken, or figured out that you cannot stop thinking about.
Talk, workshop, demo, performance, experience, or strange little format. If it needs a new name, give it one.
First time on stage is fine. So is a rough idea with a sharp center. We care that it feels true.
Five minutes, no formal abstract required. Get yours in by July 31, 2026 and we'll read it in the first pass. After that, we keep reading as the program fills. We read every submission, and we'll get back to you either way. Weird and specific is better than polished and vague.